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03/13/2010 - Ashburn, VA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Washington Redskins re-signed offensive lineman Will Montgomery on Saturday.
The 6-foot-3, 312-pound Montgomery played in all 16 games with Washington last season and started three contests at right guard.
The four-year veteran has also had stints with the Panthers and Jets.
<< Mallorca stumbles at Getafe
Getafe, Spain (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Mallorca's troubles away from home continued
on Saturday as the club suffered a 3-0 defeat at Getafe.
Mallorca entered the weekend in fourth place, level on points with Sevilla and
only four behind third-p
<< Mississippi State downs Vandy, heads back to SEC final
Nashville, TN (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Barry Stewart had 14 points and eight
rebounds to help Mississippi State upend No. 20 Vanderbilt, 62-52, for a
return trip to the SEC Tournament title game.
Jarvis Varnado was his usual domina
<< Weight done for season
Uniondale, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - New York Islander captain Doug Weight will
miss the rest of the season due to a shoulder injury that will require
surgery.
The 39-year-old tore the rotator cuff and labrum in his left shoulder
<< MRI on Gerald Wallace's ankle comes back negative
Charlotte, NC (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - An MRI on Charlotte Bobcats forward Gerald
Wallace's left ankle came back negative on Saturday.
The results showed Wallace does not have any fractures or ligament damage, but
rather a left ankle and mid-fo
Sam Houston State wins Southland, goes to NCAA Tournament >>
Katy, TX (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Gilberto Clavell scored 21 points, grabbed five
rebounds, and dished out four assists, as the top-seeded Sam Houston State
Bearkats punched their ticked to the NCAA Tournament with a 64-48 victory over
Stephen
Els and Schwartzel share first at Doral >>
Miami, FL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Ernie Els was joined atop the leaderboard by
fellow South African Charl Schwartzel after Saturday's third round of the WGC-
CA Championship.
Els, the second-round leader, managed a two-under 70 at the TPC
Quinn exit may be near as Delhomme lands with Browns >>
Cleveland, OH (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Cleveland Browns have reportedly signed
quarterback Jake Delhomme, lending credibility to the rumors that Brady Quinn
will soon be dealt.
The Cleveland Plain Dealer reported Saturday that Delhomme si
Allen's OT goal leads Florida over San Jose >>
San Jose, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Bryan Allen scored at the 2:46 mark of
overtime to give the Florida Panthers a 3-2 win over the San Jose Sharks at HP
Pavilion.
In the extra season, a left circle faceoff was won by Shawn Matthias a
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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