Blue Jackets host Oilers in meeting of disappointing clubs

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03/15/2010 - (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - With both clubs headed towards disappointing finishes to the 2009-10 season, the Edmonton Oilers and Columbus Blue Jackets face each other for the final time this year tonight at Nationwide Arena.

Columbus made the postseason for the first time in club history a season ago, but currently sits 14th in the Western Conference with 65 points, 13 back of a postseason spot. The only team the Blue Jackets are ahead of in the West standings are the Oilers, who are last in the NHL with 49 points and will miss the playoffs for a fourth straight season.

The Blue Jackets have won two of three over the Oilers this year, winning each of the last two meetings. Columbus picked up a 3-2 shootout victory over Edmonton on Nov. 16 in the only meeting so far this year at Nationwide Arena, with Jakub Voracek getting the winner in the shootout.

Voracek had the only goal in Saturday's 5-1 loss to St. Louis as Columbus lost for the sixth time in its last eight games. Steve Mason made 31 saves.

"We have to keep stepping up as individuals," forward R.J. Umberger said. "We chased all game and they had puck possession and we could not get it at all. It wasn't like we were passing up opportunities to shoot this time, we just didn't have the puck at all. It's tough to play like that."

Columbus was without two of its top three scorers, as Rick Nash missed his third straight game due to a lower-body injury and Kristian Huselius sat out for the third time in four contests because of a lower-body issue. Nash leads Columbus with 28 goals and 57 points, while Huselius is tied for the team lead with 31 assists and is third with 49 points.

Huselius, though, could return tonight after skating on Sunday, but Nash is doubtful as he is also now battling illness.

Mason is 2-1-0 with a 2.68 goals-against average in three career starts versus the Blue Jackets, but has yet to face them this year. Instead, Mathieu Garon has posted a 2.93 GAA in the three meetings.

The Oilers come to town after dropping a 6-4 decision in Toronto on Saturday. Dustin Penner had a goal and two assists while Andrew Cogliano, Gilbert Brule and Aaron Johnson all scored. However, the Oilers dropped their third straight overall and lost for the 15th time in their last 16 road games.

Jeff Deslauriers stopped 23-of-28 shots before being pulled after the second period. Devan Dubnyk made 18 saves in relief.

"It was disappointing for a few of our guys tonight," said Oilers coach Pat Quinn, who coached his first game at Air Canada Center since being fired by Toronto after the 2005-06 season. "They seemed lost in our zone. For 10 minutes we were fine, but I haven't played in a 10-minute game in a long time. It wasn't good enough for us."

Deslauriers has never faced the Blue Jackets while Dubnyk stopped 25-of-29 shots in his only ever start versus them. That came in a 4-2 setback at Edmonton on Jan. 7 in the most recent meeting between the teams.

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